1. WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?
i cant smile. i shaved off my lips when i was 13.

2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
leading veteren centaurs into battle on a bloody plain. we were armed with chopsticks. by now you should realize i was dreaming.

3. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
wondering if im really this lifeless. then i started doing this quiz. that answered it.

4. SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN 1994?
i cured cancer. and the blue baby syndrome.

5. LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
LA LA LA LA LA.

6. HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
including my attempts at suicide. gee. thats a lot. golly you know how many different kinds of liquid nitrate there are? (actually there arent many...)

7. WHERE ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS RIGHT NOW?
in Tartarus.

8. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
I dont have teeth.

9. WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR?
the world.

10. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
a life. *sob*

11. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
a flamethrower.

12. WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
in my eye socket. (under the eyepatch.)

13. WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
meteors again.

16. LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
in your eyes caramia, me amor! (that was french and spanish...)

17. WHERE IS QUESTION 15?
SOOOOMEWHERE OUUT THEEERE!! OOVER THE RAAINBOW! (in your eyes)

18. DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS?
nay

19. ARE YOU VERY RANDOM?
what do you think...

20. DO YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR HAIR?
I WANT TO CUT YOUR FACE! WITH A PHONE!

21. ARE YOU OVER THE AGE OF 22?
Im under the age of 100.

22. DO YOU TALK A LOT?
22. DO I TALK A LITTLE?

23. WHAT DAY DOES YOUR SCHOOL END THIS YEAR?
im so bored... friday?

24. DOES YOUR SCREENAME HAVE AN "X" IN IT?
yep. xylophone has an x in it.

25. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE CALLED STEVE?
I know a Norman.

26. DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
vash doth koh na rath!? GRAAAAAH!

27. ARE YOU TICKLISH?
im not sure. but it says on my transcript. they always like to keep this things classified.

28. ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
only if you steal my attention. (slap)

29: NAME A FRIEND WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "A":
Almagazzar.

30: NAME A FRIEND WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH A "Z"
ziuasfabjvjalsaipia; why am i doing this??

31: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED SAY?
"Stop stealing my crops! i dont care if its how you feed yourself!" - Bob the farmer.

32: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Do YOU chew on straws!?

33: DO YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR?
yeah i cut a lock of it off someone at school when they werent looking.

34: WHAT IS THE NEXT CONCERT YOU'RE GOING TO?
son deathlord goes to hawaii. (its christian rap.)

35: WHO IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN YOUR LIFE?
frosty. HARHARHARHARHAR

36: WHAT WORD/WORDS DO YOU SAY A LOT?
is, what, hey, my name is, i, you. i could go on...

39: DO YOU WATCH TV?
no i think you eat it or somethin. im not sure.

40: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
Have YOU seen the movie donnie darko!? (am i getting annoying)

41: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
gravediggers dont get holidays.

42: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
yea. its harder when they're going to class tho you know, the teachers're watching n the scope always gets foggy just when you're going to pull the trigger. *sigh*

43: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
pineapples are in my future.

44: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
15 minutes ago. my dog loves me too. (im kidding i dont have a dog... *sob*)

45: WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
the question is: what should i NOT be doing right now? *cough* this quiz *cough*

46: DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
no. but i have a spatula!

47: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
depends if its a thursday.

48: YOUNGEST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY?
moi.

49: IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
only if you're riding a flea! (i should be a lyricist.)

50: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
yea im so hardcore!

51: LAST TIME YOU USED A SKATEBOARD?
a couple days ago.

52: BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
Titanic II. "son of titanic - titantric."

53: WHAT KIND OF CELLPHONE DO YOU HAVE?
one made of stone, and a straw as the antena.

54: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
rats building a nest in my desk.

55: Where do you want to be in 5 years time?
I want to be. THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! *drool* i think i actually got dummer by doing this quiz...

for those who read this.

... Im sorry.